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You stupid fuck,
  I'll rip out your eye balls
  I'll tear off your testicles
  And replace them with your ear lobes
I'll shove a cattle prong up your ass
    and turn you into hot corn beef

I'll introduce you to Rochelle
   Make you in debt for life
I won't bring back your owner,
but I'll take your job forever
     Maybe even kill your daughter

 2001 David Greg Harth