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The Dirty Man
That's all he was,
just a dirty man.

Dirty thoughts,
in his dirty jeans.

He had a dirty smile
and a dirty mind.

That's all he was,
just a dirty man.

A charming fellow down South,
not an erect pole up North.

A smart fellow who never went down,
not even for a straight upside-down frown.

That's all he was,
just a dirty man.

He played in the tub,
and he double-dosed the twos.

He played in the sand box,
and he ate out the hot fox.

That's all he was,
just a dirty man.

Dirty sheets,
and dirty knees.

Dirty tongue,
and dirty hands.

That's all he was,
just a dirty man.

A charming tropical lad at last,
not a white ghost from the past.

A smart lad who never got laid,
not even from a pretend to be maid.

That's all he was,
just a dirty man.


 2004 David Greg Harth
04.01.09.24:39:00@3302MIAMI