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i've been doing some exterior work on my house as of late. i guess the 
activity attracts people. on tuesday a man knocked on my door with two 
handfuls of pennies asking for work and telling me some story about his wife 
and paralyzed child and how he needed to get to polk county. i told him that 
he had more money in his hands than i had and that maybe he should employ me.

 2002 David Greg Harth
With direct inspiration from TS